Things Parkinson's Disease Has Taught Me
Version Date: July 13, 2016
10. I’m on the way to becoming irresistible to women.
They say women are attracted to men who are tall, dark, handsome, and
soft spoken. Everyone keeps asking me to speak louder. Even when I’m
only three feet away. So, that must mean I am indeed soft spoken. And
that’s already one-fourth of irresistibility. All I need now is
elevator shoes, hair dye, and a little plastic surgery. Then again, I
guess I’ll pass, because I’m already happily married.
9. Even with a blunted affect, I still can’t play poker.
A blank facial expression might be good for poker, but for me, it makes
people think I’m uninterested or bored, when the fact is, at best, I’m
quite interested and at worst, I’m usually only thinking. And I don’t
even know how to play poker. I just have the same poker face all the
time. Except when I laugh. I need to laugh more often.
8. I am not my body.
The person I’m talking about when I use the word I is not the same as
my decrepitating body. I have to live inside it, and let me say it used
to be a much more fun and comfortable home than it is today. Not only
is the house showing wear from 65 plus years of weather and neglect,
but Dr. Parkinson has come in and is in the process of smashing up the
place. But I’m still sitting by a warm fire in spite of a drafty house.
To change metaphors, my body is a car and I am the driver. The car is
an older model, so that today, the radiator leaks, the engine isn’t
running on all eight anymore, and the tires are going flat, but the
driver is still fine. The driver just can’t go as fast as he used to.
Sometimes he can barely get out of the driveway.
7. Feeling frustrated doesn’t make anything better.
You know, it’s kind of aggravating when my mind tells my legs to lift
me up and all they can say is, “That’s above my pay grade. Let the arms
do it.” I tell my legs that they are very muscled, but they say,
“What’s it to ya?” And that chronic back pain; that gets old after a
while. And then there’s my diminishing ability to use my beloved tools.
My right hand is getting increasingly uncooperative, so now I can’t
seem to make a pair of pliers do what I used to do with them. And the
left hand has to help the right hand just to screw in a light bulb. But
getting upset over all this doesn’t make a difference, so why bother to
get upset? Besides, not many people like a grump.
6. I don’t take anything for granted.
My handwriting is already comical. Maybe I’m writing in secret code and
I just don’t know it. I dare you to try to decipher it. But how much
longer will I be able to type, even with my clumsy, disobedient fingers
that insist on leaving out some letters and doubling others—even in the
same word. But I can still type, sort of. This is a blessing. And then
there are those rebellious buttons that fight me every buttonhole.
True, they no longer cooperate the way they did years ago, but,
eventually, I can still button a shirt. This, too, is a blessing. In
fact, I see every good thing as a distinct blessing, and not as an
entitlement. Life is good—increasingly awkward, but good. Whether I eat
a 99-cent taco or a prime steak, I’m content—no, make that happy.
Grateful and happy. Some people take their health for granted. Big
5. I have a lot more compassion for the handicapped.
I’ve learned that we shouldn’t judge others by using ourselves as the
standard of measure. We can’t fully understand what others are going
through unless we ourselves have the same situation. I feel as if I’ve
been put into a body that doesn’t belong to me. I ask, “Why is my body
stumbling around?” and “Why does my tongue stumble, too?” and “Why is
my handwriting so small? Is there a paper shortage only my hand knows
about?” Yes, I feel awkward and conspicuous when I walk around. Slight
stoop, uneven small steps. Now I know how other people feel who aren’t
young and agile and “normal.” God bless them. So, less judgment, more
4. There’s no “Why me?” here.
When something bad happens to some people, they ask, “Why me?” when the
real question is, “Why not me?” We’re told that in this world we will
have tribulation. And while we’re quick to ask, “Why me?” when we get
sick or hurt ourselves, how come we never ask, “Why me?” when we’re
eating lobster on a vacation cruise or even licking an ice cream cone
3. We can’t predict the future.
Seems as if every time we expect a high fast ball, we get a low curve
ball instead. Here we are, afraid of a future that probably will never
come, and completely unaware of what is really going to happen. The
fact is, only God can see around corners; we can barely see in a
straight line. Maybe we should take the hint and trust God for our
future instead of trying to outguess him.
2. I am now more aware of my mortality, and that’s a good thing.
Yep, we’re all gonna die. But we don’t think about it that much until
the Lord calls our attention to it in a quite personal way. Gonna die.
Check. Got it. Getting ready.
1. I still have hope.
I have hope—not that I will be cured, but hope for the kingdom of God.
And hope for strength during the remainder of my stay here. It is said
that instead of asking God to remove the mountain in front of us, we
should ask him to teach us to climb mountains. And in the meantime, put
our hope in the peace and rest we’ll find at the top.
The Bible is a good place to find out about our hope. Isaiah tells us:
Do not fear for I am with you;
do not be afraid, for I am your God.
I will strengthen you; I will help you;
I will hold onto you with My righteous right hand. —Isaiah 41:10 (HCSB)
For a pdf of this article, click
2016 by Robert Harris | How
to cite this page
w w . v i r t u a l s a l t . c o m
About the author:
Harris is a writer
and educator with more than 25 years of teaching experience at the
and university level. RHarris at virtualsalt.com